Tue-Wed, August 16-17, 2011
After our relatively low-key stay in Botswana, we were off to Zambia. A shuttle came to pick us up from the Thebe River Lodge and dropped us off at the ferry landing to cross the river over to Zambia. It shouldn't have been so difficult - get on the ferry, go across the river, get off the ferry, look for waiting shuttle service to take us to Jolly Boys Backpackers Lodge. Things didn't go quite so smoothly. All went well until we arrived on the Zambian side. Now, remember, had Ewald still been with us, he would've actually escorted us across the river and made sure we got on the right shuttle. Since he wasn't with us, we were on our own.
Upon stepping off the ferry in Zambia, we were met with immediate chaos. Cars were parked haphazardly along the way. Random people approached us trying to get us to use their transportation service. Um, hello, no way am I going to get into anyone's car unless they knew our names and where we were going, i.e. the only people who would know that would be the tour company we made arrangements with. Others accosted us to look at the goods they were selling. We had no idea where our transport was and none of us had phones to call anyone. No one would let us use their mobile phones because the tour company was based in Namibia so placing a call would be a long-distance call. Crap. Crap. Crap.
After a good hour and a half of panicking, randomly asking strangers for help, approaching the police station for help and trying to make calls on iPhones (as if the iPhone could fix everything) I flagged down another tour guide (wearing a crisp shirt with his tour company's logo stitched on it) and asked if he could help us out, even if it meant having his tour company arrange transport for us. He told us to wait while he assisted his current client (who was very patient when I stole her guide away) through customs and then he would help us.
We waited awhile and when he emerged from the customs building he waved for one of us to follow him. I sent Heather since she had all the contact info for the tour company we had been using. Off she went with him. Well, when she didn't come back after 10 minutes, Mai went looking for her. Then another 10 minutes went by and we began to think she had been kidnapped. Finally, Heather comes flying by in a big, giant tour bus waving at us to grab our stuff and get on board. It turns out the tour company of the guide I had flagged down was the SAME company that was supposed to be picking us up. Only the driver had been told that he was looking for a group of six girls instead of four. You'd think he would've thought to ask us - everyone else did!! As far as I could see there were no other groups of girls in the entire vicinity. Anyway, we were relieved to find Heather safe and sound and were happy to be on our way to start the final chapter of our African adventure in Livingstone, Zambia.
As soon as we got our room assignment at Jolly Boys we immediately focused on scheduling our activities - bungee jumping for Mai and Heather and zip lining for Anne and me. Soon we were off in a taxi headed for Victoria Falls. Once again, upon arrival we found ourselves wandering around aimlessly. Many of these areas would do well to put up more useful and intuitive signs such as "Bungee. This way." In any case, we figured it all out and were off!
Anne and I went to the zip line platform. I watched one guy go ahead of me and immediately my heart started to race and my palms started to sweat. Good thing I already arranged to go before Anne. I'm pretty sure I would've peed my pants waiting for her or chickened out or both. So, I got harnessed, was given instructions to lean back and hold on tight, and then the countdown began - 5...4...3...2...1...Bye bye!! OMG - it was incredible. The zip line went fairly fast and that was fun, but holy crap! I was up so high - 110 meters or so! There were several moments in the minute-long ride in which I thought, "If this cable breaks, there's nowhere to go, but down - there are no "back up" systems." There was also a miraculous moment when I forget about safety harnesses and height and simply marveled at how marvelous this gorge was and that not many people would get to see what I was seeing. When I reached the other end, a man was waiting on the cable line waiting to bring me into safety. It was a great experience. I'd probably never do it again (much like skydiving), but I'm happy I did it.
Anne went next and looked so relaxed - as if she did it every day of her life. Bleh. We both had a blast. Then we hurried back just in time to see Heather bungee jump - perfect dive!! Then it was Mai's turn. I was so nervous for her. And, the closer it came time to jump the more nervous Mai got. She freaked out so much that she made me cry. I was so worried. Finally, it came time to jump. Well, she kind of fell off the platform...not the perfect form demonstrated by Heather, but she did it and her jump made for great entertainment. Wow!! It was a rush to watch them. I can only imagine what a rush it was for them to actually jump.
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| Preparing to jump |
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| And look at that smile! |
After our hearts stopped pounding out of our chests we spent time walking around Victoria Falls - they seemed to go on forever with each lookout offering a more beautiful view than the last. They really are a marvel to behold.
By the time we got back from the Falls it was getting close to sunset. We grabbed dinner at a local pub and then went exploring in parts we probably shouldn't have been exploring, especially since we were obviously tourists and on our own. Eventually we made our way back to the lodge, spent some time catching up on e-mail correspondence and then hit the sack.
Since I was one of the first to go to sleep the previous night, I was also the first to wake up. I spent the morning taking a hot shower, followed by time on the Internet and reading. It was really nice. The girls eventually woke, we had breakfast and then got on the bus to head over to the Royal Livingstone Hotel to catch a motor boat over to Livingstone Island. We had to walk our way along muddy trails barefoot. I have NEVER had my feet in mud before. It was such a weird feeling to have the stuff oozing between my toes. I nearly bit it and fell a few times, but made it just fine. Unbelievably, the guides we were with literally took us to the edge of the falls. The views were spectacular, but this was really pushing my comfort zone! The girls took turns laughing at me, but I think I did great.
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| We were literally taking pics at the edge of the falls |
| The views were spectacular |
| Yep - this was as close to the edge as I was willing to go |
Following our adventure at the Falls, we walked back to find a tent was set up and breakfast was waiting. Yummy!
I'm not sure if it was Livingstone Island that wore us all out or if it was just a combination of all the excitement we had had since arriving in Namibia and crossing multiple borders that had us so tired. When we got back from Livingstone Island, we ran off to the local market to bargain for and buy local crafts and souvenirs. That was quite the ordeal. I was by far, the worst bargainer. My sister was pretty darn good. Overall I think we paid what we thought was fair and got some great goods to show for it.
When we got back it was mid-afternoon and we settled poolside for some quite R and R. Mai and Heather eventually retired to the room to take a nap while Anne and I chatted. It was nice to get to know Anne better, just sit and be still and enjoy the great weather. We finally got antsy and woke the girls to get dinner. We had a delicious Italian meal at a restaurant called Olga's - interesting huh? Unfortunately this was the night when I had some major issues with my lower digestive tract - I'm sure you know what I mean. I was convinced that I was going to die. After a few bouts and painful cramping, I was able to pop an Ambien and fall asleep. I think the girls spent some time at the bar - I'm not sure. By morning I was okay and ready to go home.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
The airport in Livingstone cemented my thought about their need for signage and organization. We arrived to the airport to find a long queue out of the building. We made our way through the line and got our check-in bags screened. It was after that checkpoint that things were completely chaotic. People were crammed into what was presumably the check-in area and no one knew where to go. We ended up elbowing our way and jumping lines to get to the counter. After 45 minutes of waiting we got our tickets and our backpacks checked. Then it was off to another line to have our passports checked. That took forever. Then we had another bag screening (or maybe we never had the first screening - I don't know - my memory is hazy and it was absolute madness). I thought we'd miss our plane for sure.
After a flight of a few hours we were back at the Johannesburg airport. We grabbed some food together though I didn't dare to eat much for fear of upsetting my stomach again. Heather and Anne separated from us as they were going onto Capetown. Mai and I went our separate ways as well - she was on Delta and I was on United.
Here's the interesting story...My plane and Mai's took off within 10 minutes of each other. Mai got home at 11am on Friday, Aug 19. I got home at nearly 9pm Friday, Aug 19. How did that happen? I just have bad luck and Mai had good luck. She ended up getting a direct flight to Mpls from Atlanta. I had to go through JFK (three hour layover) and then through Dulles (6 hour layover + 30 min mechanical delay + 1 hour weather delay on the tarmac with crying babies)...It was horrible. Mind you this was after another sleepless 15 hour flight to JFK from Johannesburg (I watched movies again - Thor, Hanna, Fast 5, Rabbit Hole and The Departed). I was never so happy to be home! I virtually screamed out with joy when we landed in Mpls. I was so excited to see Mark and Keira, take a long, hot shower, sleep in my bed in the warmth of my home...
Africa was an absolutely amazing adventure and I would recommend anyone to go on a Safari. I saw some of the most miraculous creatures on this earth. I met wonderful, kind people who impacted my life in just a short amount of time. I got to know Anne and Heather, and even got to know my sister much better. But, I was happy to return home and not smell b.o. or worry about having to squat to do my business! Most of all, I'm happy to be home with my family. I really missed my husband and little girl. Sometimes it takes being away to really, really appreciate and miss the life I have at home.





















